Ask Oscar the Pug

2006-09-18T23:50:00.000-07:00

A sacrifice?

2006-09-18T23:46:00.000-07:00

I saw a news report on CBS today that someone on My Space wants to kill me! Why are people trying to kill me on the internet?! What did I do? I'm just a pug who likes to answer questions and help people. We should talk about his anger sometime, this is not healthy to keep in. Because of the recent threats, I will hide away for a few days. I will hopefully return after all the commontion is over.

http://www.wtvr.com/Global/story.asp?S=5425531
the news report, to put you up to speed.

To the moon!

2006-09-14T21:23:00.000-07:00

AlienLibLit asks: Why haven't humans gone back to the moon and if ever they did, would you accept an invitation like Laika did?

Honestly, I think that there is way to much out there to still be explored. We still haven't visited pluto, my favorite planet of course (or rock, or whatever it is now). We know the moon is there, we've played on it.

A friend just walked by and saw this question, she thinks it's becuase the moon is cursed. The man on the moon got mad becuase we stepped on his head. She has quite an imagination.

I have clostrophobia, so I would not accept the invitation. The only way I would get up there was if they gave me an dog-studio sized ship with windows everywhere. And the food must be real. Not a huge fan of the gel stuff.

Who is Laika you may ask: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

And while your at Wiki, check out who the most famous dog is. (ps - I had nothing to do with it, but if I ever meet that person, I will treat them to organic food - but not cat poop, that's too much of a delicacy).

Two more questions

2006-09-13T22:49:00.000-07:00

Progect asks: Do you care that people can see your junk?

Not really. It's actully very nice. All I need is a tree.

I feel sorry for humans, they have to wear clothes and must find places to do their thing. Do you care that people can't see your junk? Or can they? hmm...

raurkrules asks: Dear Oscar, Why do you guys like to eat cat poop?

Obviously, you've never tried it. I highly reccommend it. It's quite a delicacy. But I had to give it up...to much fiber.

Richmond People

2006-09-13T22:46:00.000-07:00

AlienLibLit asks:

What more can I do to help the people of Richmond?

Why give them candy of course! And shop at the many locally owned businesses.

Oh, and eat at Cary Street Burgers and Fries, it's very good!

The first question!

2006-09-13T10:26:00.000-07:00

Wizefrog asks:

Hey Oscar-

Where have all the flowers gone?

Thanks for the question Wizefrog! There are two reasons for this. Summer is quickly leaving and when fall comes it becomes cold. Flowers don't like the cold, so they die. Don't worry my friend, the flowers will come back.

The second reason is that this is Richmond, where flowers don't really grow here. This is very sad. We should have more flowers. Thanks for the question!

2006-09-13T06:40:00.000-07:00

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